Sitcom

Sometimes life is so perfect its difficult to believe its not scripted. Case in point: the usual suspects and I were sitting in the breakroom the other day and Steve launched into one of his crazy stories. When he was but a boy somewhere in the vast midwest, there lived down the street from him a family of rednecks. One day these rednecks decided to finally answer the quintessential question of redneck-hood that plagues the minds of all rednecks everywhere: Which make of truck is better, Dodge or Ford? So they took two trucks of equal specs but opposing makes and hitched them together, rear bumper to rear bumper. Two rednecks then climbed into the trucks and at the same moment, hit the gas. As Steve told the story, there was the cauchophany of two laboring engines, but the trucks just spun their wheels until one of the transmissions gave out completely. We all laughed at the stupidity and waste of the experiment until Darrell, the resident hillbilly, said, "But which truck won?" And then we laughed harder.