28 January 2010

When I'm not drinking beer...

Mmmm... Double St. Germain Cocktail... Ah, luxury of luxuries... If I ruled the world, everyone would have the opportunity to sip on one of these and recline in comfort and good company every day. (I say "have the opportunity" because I would hate to force St. Germain on any of my subjects who happen to be disinclined toward this nectar of the gods. More for me. In any event, they are still welcome to partake of the comfort and good company part of the law because every living being should have access to that regardless of a certain lack of taste.) Yes, I think I could compensate quite effectively for my lack of proficiency as a world leader with one simple decree: ST. GERMAIN FOR ALL. We're gonna need more bicycles.

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