Smart Stuff As Said By Smart People

"Beer is proof that God loves us."
-Benjamin Franklin

"Children are innocent and love justice, while most adults are wicked and prefer mercy."
-G. K. Chesterton

"Love is the aesthetic of sex; lust is the science."
-Cleanth Brooks Jr.

"He is a quantum philosopher. I can't understand him and his position at the same time."

-S. Morgenbesser

"I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect."

-Oscar Wilde

"If, while making love, a woman says 'faster' I will try. But if she says 'deeper' she had better be looking for philosophy."

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"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."
-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

"When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour."

-Albert Einstein on relativity

"When you have a brush in your hand, inking a beautiful woman is a lot like running your hands over her."

-Frank Miller

"The loves you miss are the ones that go away when they are still warm, even hot, to the touch."
-Rick Bragg